You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.