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Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your read more
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they read more
It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.