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Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
Never insult anyone by accident.
Never insult anyone by accident.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been read more
A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
