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a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it read more
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is read more
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
