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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out read more
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and read more
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
The gods too are fond of a joke.
The gods too are fond of a joke.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
