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I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

by Dave Barry Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

by Anonymous Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

by Thomas Carlyle Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic
genius.

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic
genius.

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Puns are a form of humor with words.rn

Puns are a form of humor with words.rn

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WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

by Ellie Katz Found in: Humor Quotes,
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold read more

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say, 'That's dynamite, baby.'

by Jack Handey Found in: Humor Quotes,
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