If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

He who laughs, lasts.

He who laughs, lasts.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's
butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British read more

I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's
butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British intelligence.
It turns out he only took up residence in 95.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.