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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.
Wit is cultured insolence.
Wit is cultured insolence.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and read more
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Optimism: The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything read more
Optimism: The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong.
 I never dare to write
 As funny as I can.  
 I never dare to write
 As funny as I can. 
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.