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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.
I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.
Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
A rich man's joke is always funny.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a read more
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.