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The trouble with law is lawyers.
The trouble with law is lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.
And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
