I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.