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    A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

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It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

by Gerald F. Lieberman Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

by Addison Mizner Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

by Louis Nizer Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

by Felix Frankfurter Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

by Mary Roberts Rinehart Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

by Eileen Goudge Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

by Sir George Savile Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

by Mignon Mclaughlin Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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