I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.