The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.