The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.