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To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more
A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.