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A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.