And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.