A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.