Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.