Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.