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Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).  
 a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003). 
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but read more
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
I think 'Country Girl' is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to read more
I think 'Country Girl' is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to it and enjoy the humor and the fun in it.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things