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Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I read more
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said 'Now who's asking the questions?'
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if read more
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
