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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.