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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' read more
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.
The dead of midnight is the noon of thought.
The dead of midnight is the noon of thought.
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it 'dull' that Jesse James once got bitten on read more
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it 'dull' that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?
Thoughts have power; thoughts are energy. And you can make your world or break it by your own thinking.
Thoughts have power; thoughts are energy. And you can make your world or break it by your own thinking.
Wit is cultured insolence.
Wit is cultured insolence.
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a read more
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
