All action results from thought, so it is thoughts that matter.

All action results from thought, so it is thoughts that matter.

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.