I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom
for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom
for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts.

You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.