I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Nobody ever died of laughter.

Nobody ever died of laughter.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.