Maxioms by George Carlin
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
