Maxioms by George Carlin
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is read more
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces read more
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.