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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what read more

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think

by George Carlin Found in: Thinking Quotes,
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

by George Carlin Found in: Present Quotes,
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

by George Carlin Found in: Addiction Quotes,
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!

by George Carlin Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

by George Carlin Found in: People Quotes,
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