Maxioms by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams read more
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
