Maxioms by George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces read more
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
