Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big