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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.