If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.