The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.