We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.