I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.