Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.