If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.