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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
