The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.