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    They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

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I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

by Bruce Lansky Found in: Golf Quotes,
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Golf Quotes,
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

by G. K. Chesterton Found in: Golf Quotes,
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A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

by Henry Beard Found in: Golf Quotes,
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

by Jack Lemmon Found in: Golf Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

by Ben Hogan Found in: Golf Quotes, Opposites Quotes,
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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

by P. G. Wodehouse Found in: Golf Quotes,
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Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

by Woodrow Wilson Found in: Golf Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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