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I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
