I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.