The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted