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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.