The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.