A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.