The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big