They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.