Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.