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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all read more
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
so completely that he loses read more
The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their read more
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.
Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.
