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The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct
The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real
Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' read more
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using read more
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
