Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
