Maxioms by Groucho Marx
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.