Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.