Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.