Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.