Groucho Marx, Maxioms by Groucho Marx Biography

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

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11 / 9

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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6 / 12

Women should be obscene and not heard.

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