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Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

by Groucho Marx Found in: Wives Quotes,
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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