Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
