Maxioms by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
