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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Truth Quotes,
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Woman Quotes,
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Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Society Quotes,
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Judgement Quotes,
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