Groucho Marx

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.