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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Cities Quotes,
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Truth Quotes,
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Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Books Quotes,
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