Maxioms by Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.