Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
