Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
