Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
