Maxioms by Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.