Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.