Maxioms by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
