Love Actually

When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people read more

When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge- they were all messages of love

No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Prime Minister: [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

Prime Minister: [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

Mia: I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

Mia: I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.