Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
