Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.