Groucho Marx

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.