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Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.
Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
I don't think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can't read more
I don't think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can't kiss a movie.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more
Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Everything makes me nervous - except making films.
Everything makes me nervous - except making films.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Most of us do not consciously look at movies.
Most of us do not consciously look at movies.