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    Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.

It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.

by Boris Karloff Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

by Johnny Depp Found in: Movies Quotes,
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

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Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.

by Ani Difranco Found in: Movies Quotes,
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If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop read more

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

by Johnny Depp Found in: Movies Quotes,
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In the 1930s people went to see films not just to be entertained or to escape the dreariness of their read more

In the 1930s people went to see films not just to be entertained or to escape the dreariness of their workaday lives but to gain an education, to see the world, to learn table manners and interior decoration, how to dress, kiss, to laugh and cry, how to react to tragedy and happiness, how to be brave, evil and good.

by C. David Heymann Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

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Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

by Roger Ebert Found in: Movies Quotes,
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A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

by Jean Cocteau Found in: Movies Quotes,
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