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    Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what read more

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

by Andy Warhol Found in: Movies Quotes,
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

by Woody Allen Found in: Movies Quotes,
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

by Samuel Goldwyn Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how read more

Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how much you have.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take read more

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives read more

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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