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    Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

by Elizabeth Taylor Found in: Movies Quotes,
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The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

The secret to film is that it's an illusion.

by George Lucas Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

by Alfred Hitchcock Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.

Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.

by Dennis Quaid Found in: Movies Quotes,
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