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    Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

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I don't think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can't read more

I don't think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can't kiss a movie.

by Jean-luc Godard Found in: Movies Quotes,
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I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

by Shelley Winters Found in: Movies Quotes,
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

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Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened read more

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away.

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Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it read more

Keep a grateful journal. Every night, list five things that happened this day that you are grateful for. What it will begin to do is change your perspective of your day and your life. If you can learn to focus on what you have, you will always see that the universe is abundant; you will have more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never have enough.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the read more

If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, then both are useless.

by Darryl Francis Zanuck Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how read more

Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how much you have.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

by Roger Ebert Found in: Movies Quotes,
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

by Woody Allen Found in: Movies Quotes,
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