Maxioms Pet

X
  •   14  /  18  

    Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  16  /  23  

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

  ( comments )
  9  /  12  

Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

Most of us do not consciously look at movies.

by Roger Ebert Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  7  /  24  

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people read more

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  5  /  16  

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what read more

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

by Andy Warhol Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  20  

Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  3  /  17  

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  9  /  24  

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  16  /  25  

In the 1930s people went to see films not just to be entertained or to escape the dreariness of their read more

In the 1930s people went to see films not just to be entertained or to escape the dreariness of their workaday lives but to gain an education, to see the world, to learn table manners and interior decoration, how to dress, kiss, to laugh and cry, how to react to tragedy and happiness, how to be brave, evil and good.

by C. David Heymann Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  17  

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet