Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.

Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.