Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people read more

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.