Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take read more

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.

Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.