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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been read more
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.
It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.
It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
