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You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been read more
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways
That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways
Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.
I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.
It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.
It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.
