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    That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and read more

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood.

by Walt Disney Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.

by Ani Difranco Found in: Movies Quotes,
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When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

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You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

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In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

by Alfred Hitchcock Found in: Movies Quotes,
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