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Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

by Robin Williams Found in: Cricket Quotes,
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

by Robin Williams Found in: Business Quotes,
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