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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

by Robin Williams Found in: Comedy Quotes,
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

by Robin Williams Found in: Cricket Quotes,
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Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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If ballet were easy, they'd call it football

If ballet were easy, they'd call it football

by Robin Williams Found in: Ballet Quotes,
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