Maxioms by Robin Williams
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
If ballet were easy, they'd call it football
If ballet were easy, they'd call it football
Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.