Maxioms by Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one read more
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
If ballet were easy, they'd call it football
If ballet were easy, they'd call it football