The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.