Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.