Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.