All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.