Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.