When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !