When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.